teabagging is cool

hahahahahaha.

I just ate some Seabrook Cheese and Onion crisps.

Now I'm not a real fan of Cheese and Onion, but we had no other flavours in the cupbaord, as some buger has eaten the last bag of Salt and Vinager, which are my favouries, so I had these, and they were really quite nice.

I'd recommend them to all crisp fans.

I love how Vik puts everyone (except adam bomb - his alter ego) down as crisp eating fat marks (which fair play some of you will be) but he does it in a way that potrays himself as some sort of Chris Masters-esqe body donna.

I guess that's why he never posted that pic of himself partying with Flair!

I met Kid Kash once. He shook my hand and went "Hi, I'm Dave" in a really stereotypical american voice. This is the first time i've told this story on the UKFF because it's not important at all. Similar to Viktor C and his apparent wrestler spottings, except mine happened.

In Viktor C's world, the encounter would be told on here as him going for a steak dinner to Lego Land with Kid Kash.

Edited for peace

Liar.

Kid Kash's first name is Kid, not Dave.

I have pictorial evidence of such event. I'm not posting it though. Ever.

I thought he was called David Morton Tyler Jericho?

So it's actually Kid Kash fucking Kelly Kelly? Alliteration is hot!

Yes. Five stars.

Lucky F**ker

I'll tell you something, you are a dick who deserves to be banned. I haven't been on this forum for five minutes, but its always easy to spot your type.

For anybody in need of a history lesson, Dopper was making some over the top claims about Bloodstained Memoirs, which Full Moon came back with "did they eat your dog" or something to that extent - and yes, it was that small. Dopper went on to talk more, and Full Moon raised some issues that he found odd. Dopper vanished without explanation.

Then megabucks and simply phenomenal came out and started saying some slanderous things within the same thread, and as Full Moon was there, within that discussion, corrected them, and also later noted that there accounts looked very similar, there post history was very similar, and it was odd they "both" came on at midnight to moan and hate upon about a documentary, and suggested there was an axe to grind.

Full Moon was accused of being behind the documentary. The natural reply of any guilty ten year old. There was no evidence of this, only that Full Moon had defended the documentary.

Full Moon did some digging, and found out that MegaBucks and Simply Phenomenal (who he accused of being the same person due to all of the links) had shilled a hell of a lot for the Wrestleslam conventions. And this was strong, lengthly shilling. And this also included "name dropping" themselves (Tony, was it?) in other threads with the intention of getting their personal name out there. Megabucks was also found to be plugging a documentary of his own, which by the looks of things, does look as stated elsewhere, a cheap rip off of Bloodstained Memoirs. And don't forget, Bloodstained Memoirs called Tony "ugly" during a write up on their MySpace RE the awful Bret Hart "press release". So that's pretty much enough for me to believe Megabucks / Simply Phenominal is just Wrestle Slam having a massive axe to grind, enough ground to get banned / shamed / ignored.

But Full Moon being Bloodstained Memoirs? I'm not buying it. He hasn't tried to shill a single thing, all he did was note Dopper was acting extreme, then defended some very odd accusations that followed (which anyone would have picked up on there). And I'm not saying this blind, I have searched his posts, and found a few things he has said in the past to clash with other things that are either public knowledge about Bloodstained Memoirs, or can easily be found. And like it or not, Bloodstained Memoirs has a massive fan following. Accusing somebody for being behind it for defending it is as stupid as saying somebody defending the RoboCop film is behind it? With no other evidence whatsoever except for defending a title.

As for the man in question, Victor C. I think he is just a trollish shit stirrer. He clearly has an axe to grind against all things Brit, and the fact that he goes to the degree of calling "Dave Sinott" (a name I had to look up, as it isn't exactly thrown around, so why would he know it so readily?) a cunt, something pretty extreme, suggests to me he is either bitter / jealous of somebody elses success / has an axe to grind, and its as simple as that.

So stop ruining topics with your petty vendettas that nobody talks about!

I........don't get it.

But Hyatte posted these pictures on his blog, and he's the best writer on the whole internet, so I believe it to be true. They're bumming fo sho.

Are we sure that's even Jericho in those pictures?

Also, you are all tools.

In agreement there. Especialyy if that's within the bloodstained memoirs toing and froing.

Jericho used to fool around with my mate's wife's friend every time he came over here with WWE on tour back in 2002/2003. He was engaged/married at the time.

She was his unofficial British rat - something she was quite proud of actually.

Kelly's a prize piece o'poontang in my opinion [although maybe not so much now as she has seemingly been passed round the locker room a little bit] and, as per the WWE hierarchy, is getting shagged by a main eventer. Ain't really too shocked by it to be honest.

That's believable. I remember in his book he used to go on about conquests. He likes his birds, nothing wrong with that. Who here wouldn't have a roving eye for fit flange, if they could?

Just visited the site and saw this. Probably just me that thought it was funny.

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In: Chris Jericho leaves wife for ...
By: FrankSidebottom

Nope, I thought it was funny as well. Just Me probably won't though.

Are you kidding? That's the kind of incidental humour I live for.

Crikey, Jericho's wife looks just like the fit one off the Bill and Dance for Comic Relief (whatever it's called). Bad call from Jericho there, I think. Kelly Kelly has the aura of a right slag like most of the Divas nowadays. Johnny Ace's plan to bring in chicks for the boys to shag is working out nicely.

You clearly have.

Nice little promo, though. I could almost hear the crowd getting behind you.

This forum is fucking hilarious.

Nevermind this forum. Get my TNA roster updated you cretin.

EDIT : The arguement between Viktor C and Full Moon is great. Kind of disappointed it has stopped, but no doubt Viktor will kick it off again with some more utter bullshit.

OK forks, maybe technically longer than five minutes, but you get the point

It's funny. I've decided i feel sorry for Jericho's kids and wife but Jericho is still a god in the ring and i will forever be a Jericholic until the day he rapes me while killing my mum. Wrestler's do this all the time, it shouldn't be a surprise. But i found this on wrestle-zone today. Again just a rumour:



I couldn't be bothered with a new thread as this one was already open.

For a thread about someone having sex this has had an almost unparalleled virgin count.

I think you may be getting myself mixed up with another Gypsy. I couldn't tell you the last time I watched a full Impact, so I'd be clueless!



I knew it!

Hang on.....are you saying Christian is in some sort of love tryst with Jericho and Kelly!?

Also, model wife?
Cooks, cleans, never nags, blow-jobs a plenty.....like a Stepford wife, yeah?
Cool.

I feel sorry for Kelly if it is true, allowing yourself to be used like that. Ive heard quite a few wrestlers have been with her.

Yep, fearing that the constant back and forth bickering with Full Moon would go on and on without either of us changing our opinions and everyone getting very bored with reading it.

If only Viktor C had the same restraint in this topic.

Hang on Dopper, don't try and paint me as the one responsible for Victor's constant arguing with everybody. And on the subject of us, I don't feel as if me and you were ever "bickering" as we had kept things very civil. However I did ask of you some very valid questions, and you did happen to ignore them. But whatever, that issue is dead now. If I cared about it, I would have prompted you for a reply at the time.

Gotta say AliveAndAmplified, I don't think that's Kash's cup of tea. *I* think Kash would rather do something like wander the wildfowl park in Haverstock with a bottle o' scotch

Ok folks, after a day helping the British economy soldier on (that is working for all the layabouts in UKFF land), I am here to round up some of the hilarious points made in my absence.

Dopper - good to see you back here. Amazing how people are trying to drag you into this, when pretty much like myself you are a fan who enjoys meeting wrestlers (as we both did at WS1 and WS2). No more needs to be said there.

Slumdog - how long did it take to type that promo? 20 minutes? Angry while you were? As I have said before - watch the blood pressure son. Also, didn't Neil confirm that Megabucks and Simply Phenominal were not the same people? You went on one of your legendary walks at that point??? Also, Adam Bomb and I are not the same poster. Again, Neil can confirm this I am sure.

Joe The Lion - good to see you return to our Sting/Flair feud. As always, adding very little, but a good effort none the less!

Baz/Zing - You guys get it. No tears or drama from you.

Others - I see that we have another story about Jericho screwing rats. Need I say more? And for all the doubters, keep up the angry rants folks!

Bottom line is that family man Y2J can't keep his johnson in his spandex trunks.

Peace out brothers.

off topic a bit, on Wrestleslam 2 was any one on here, or does any one know, that bloke with the mohawk thing and red shirt with "rudy, kick of doom" on it.

i dont know why, but i just hated the look of him. might have been a nice bloke, i just wondered

I said I'd leave it, but you're just too annoying. You're stating speculation as fact. Stop that, unless you can whip out conclusive evidence from your arse instead of the usual words.

And on top of that to describe women as "rats" is incredibly demeaning. Assuming it was true (which I'm not) Jericho would be the one who should be referred to as a "rat" here.

And yes, I know "ring rat" is a wrestling term. That doesn't mean you should use it.

Is he bangin' Kelly Kelly too?


To be fair Viktor, the other story about Jericho "screwing a rat" the type of story that is 9 times out of 10 bullshit. You shouldn't really state it as fact when the source is some random guy on a forum saying a friend of his mates wife was banging Jericho. If you say you seen Jericho leaving an event hand in hand with Kelly Kelly, I believe you. Nerds are always hanging around places to try and see the wrestlers, so I dont doubt you seen something to that effect. I'm not calling you a nerd or anything, I'm sure you were just waiting around while Flair was go off to fetch the car before you headed into town, but you know what I mean.

Ring rats are ring rats.

Putting the Jericho 2002/03 allegation to one side, girls that go to shows/hotels/wherever with the intention of screwing a wrestler simply because he is a wrestler is a rat.

Exactly the same as those groupies who target football players.

In both cases, the wrestlers and the players are also fools...it isn't just the rats.

And finally for now, the Y2J/Kelly 'hand holding' wasn't when they 'were leaving an arena'. and ihe correct grammar would see you use the word "saw" not "seen".

No he wouldn't, he'd go to Lego Land

Can someon close this thread please? It's boring now.

Simple points: 1. Jericho and Kelly were photographed together.
2. Their both adults and consenting to screwing, if they are.
3. Just because Jericho's character is a family man doesn't mean he actually is
4. The only people it actually effects are Kelly Kelly, Jericho and Jericho's family. NONE OF US!
5. This was amusing, but now it's just annoying.
6. Victor K. is like a dog with a bone. Let it go man. You won't change eveyone's mind. When Jericho or Kelly admit it then you can say i told you so, not before. But not to me, i believe that Jericho is screwing.
7. Even if he's screwing, maybe he's in an open relationship. Jericho's wife may get visited by the Canadian Pat Mustard every tuesday?

As petty as that is, I'm pretty sure its acceptable to use the word seen in that context, but while you're at it; correct spelling would see you use an actual word not "ihe", you would have also started the sentence with a capital A for the word and. You really should proof read your own posts when you're going to get petty over something like that.

Well they are very small trunks.

The thought of Pat Mustard given Jericho's bird a good seeing to has raised quite a smile.

Random guy!? How VERY dare thee!!

However, just to clarify, it's a true story. Obviously, whether people choose to believe or not is up to them.

IRONY ALERT!!!!!

Watch out - the tumbleweed is blowing past!!!!

Not all all, I'm not going to proof read, but I'm not the one going around correcting grammar like a knob when they havn't got a better retort. I couldn't care less if you, me or anyone else makes a small mistake, I was merely pointing out that you are just as prone to the odd slip up in grammar as anyone else.

Ssh! Don't ruin the Viktor illusion for me...

He's going to visit the REAL Ron Simmons, doncha know? (ie. break into his house)

This thread was funny for the first two pages or so. Chris Jericho is obviously not having a relationship with Kelly Kelly and the fact that people are starting to argue about grammar tells me that this topic is finished.

What if Jericho's wife chose to leave him?

from what i have heard... Chris Jericho also pays for all of Kelly Kelly's expenses on the road too. You can either believe this or not but it will all be out sooner than later. atleast you all can say you heard it way before the newsboards post this info.

This stuff does not affect me or you. im just telling you people what i have seen with my own eyes and what someone has told me who would know. Take the news as a rumour or fact. But it is true. I am just still kind of shocked it has neve rbeen picked up by any website. Its been going on for 4 months minimum.