I don't know what to say.

Sorry would be a good start. She's vile.

Vile you say?

Poor child. Look beyond the mere physical and see the corporate cocksucking mockney cunt that lies beneath.

Oh, and she's an ugly fucker in her own right without the added cunt faced cum stained problems that her personality brings to the party.

You really don't like Kate Nash do you?

Meanwhile.

Rashida Jones aka Karen from the US office.





I would like to make her my common law wife

She's certainly fittah than Kate Nash. Dunno if she's been mentioned but I'd go for Lucy Porter.

Mariska Hargitay




Patricia Arquette




Ashley Tisdale

And i dunno if she counts as unconventional but im gonna stick her here cuz she is just a Babe



Jennifer Love Hewitt

Quoted for truth

Yes, she was in NY-Lon, and was tremendous in that too.

Ashley Tisdale is a total baaaaaaabe!

Also to whoever it was insulting Kate Nash, are you blind? She's fucking gorgeous!

Apparently you'll be needing specsavers soon

And let us not forget her twatting voice.

Seriously, couldn't you just stamp on her face as she says 'fittaah' in her pseudo-mockney accent?

I already have a very fine pair of glasses which incidentally did come from specsavers.

I think she's cute!, but her music drills through my head like, well, a drill.

So really the message is DON'T go to specsavers?

'ARROOOLLLLD!

Female snooker referee - Michaela Tabb

Leah Hackett of Hollyoaks fame, as Tina McQueen, And Emma Watson and also Lady Sovereign

She could provide a bridge for my cue.

Hollyoaks is hardly unconventional, though I must say I fancy the pants off Michaela McQueen. <3

LOLZ. You are the king of the less commercial or conventional hotties thread.

The two women from "Moving Wallpaper" - her off of "Teachers" and "Lead Balloon", and her off of "Broken News" and the Veet adverts. I'll task someone else with finding pictures (although I think we've already discussed the first one, in fact it might have been me). Yum.

EDIT: person 1 is Raquel Cassidy-

Ill agree with that one

Ill add Jenna Fischer to this (not sure if shes already been posted, if not, its a crime!)

One name came straight to mind and may ring a few bells of lads of a certain age... Daisy Donovan



Oh, and Konnie Huq of course...

I've always had a bit of a thing for Corrie's Sally Webster.



Her daughter Rosie isn't half bad either... (On The Right)

T'other one from Moving Wallpaper is Sarah Hadland, who's on the left-hand side of this here picture:

Not the best of pics there, but in fully-animated form she's been pure filth recently.

Meanwhile, if it means more reports by Newsnight's Stephanie Flanders, I say bring on the recession:

Indeed she has. She will be my wife one day. I've drawn up plans and everything.

Maggie Gyllenhall

Yes yes oh god yes.

I don't know if she really classes as unconventional but abso-fucking-lutely.

You sick, sick man





Stop reminding me of my impure thoughts...........It's all in the lips

You know you would

I'd love to seduce her in an office for some reason.

There is actual vomit in my mouth right now.

I've hated the bitch for years.

Guaranteed to put the wowzers in my trousers, Rose Byrne who’s in some legal program on the telly:



From “Battlestar Galactica: Razor” (and not much else, sadly), Stephanie Chaves-Jacobson, who played Kendra Shaw – the woman just to the left of Starbuck:

Started watching Weeds the other day and this li'l lady doesn't appear to have graced the thread yet:


Mary Louise-Parker

Absomotherfuckinglutely. times a thousand.

She's awesome in Walk Hard too, but I totally didn't recognise her at all until the credits rolled. She looked really different.

Ladies choice next..........

Takeshi Kaneshiro, plays Jin in House of flying daggers.



Tied to a tree, hubba hubba!

Good on this thread for aiming to please all sexes and persuasions.

Ignoring the terrible, terrible comedy this woman produces, the rather nice Lucy Montgomery:

Can anyone find decent pics of Malandra Burrows (ex-Emmerdale)? This woman doesn't seem to age, ever.

This is from October last year.

Well done, Freaky

Not trying to be funny, but is that a man?

This proves no

She's been in the most recent series of "Armstrong and Miller", she hosted "Comedy Shuffle" (comedy five-knuckle shuffle would be a better name, it was awful) as well as being part of the truly demonic "Tittybangbang". Her looks bear no relation to her ability to pick good shows to be in.

"Mopping up" a few of my old posts, I noticed dead links so here's a couple of athletes who give me a bit of the ol' RFH:



World no.1 at badmington, Gail Emms.



Kelly Sotherton off of the athletics.

She is absolutely stunning, and recognised as such, so I'm not sure how unconventional she is really. But when she used to appear in the West Wing (at 40 years of age+), she always gave my President an upswing in the poll.

Yes

Good shout on Kelly Sotherton!

Add to that the delightful Victoria Pendleton from the cycling and you have my dream lesbo 3sum (Kelly, Victoria and MAT )



Victoria...