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alexander
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Oh, hell yes - and she was awesome when she did softcore porn and the Blue Review on Live! TV as Emily Bouffante.


Oh, yes indeed.

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Even when she's wearing the prom dress she hasn't taken off for 6 months?


I keep hoping she'll sell that dress on E-Bay one day...
Tequila_Boy
The HOT Lexa Doig fomr Stargate SG1,

amanda tapping is defo HOT specially in that pic posted jsut then, but DOIG is HOT, aswell as the person who plays Anise
johnnyboy
QUOTE (gwailofilms @ Dec 7 2005, 10:06)

I'm still unable to explain my attraction to Jenny Eclair.

Because she'd eat you for breakfast and spit out the bones?
Woyzeck
QUOTE (johnnyboy @ Dec 7 2005, 20:35)
QUOTE (gwailofilms @ Dec 7 2005, 10:06)

I'm still unable to explain my attraction to Jenny Eclair.

Because she'd eat you for breakfast and spit out the bones?

And then do a hilarious and shocking joke about periods.
HBAndy
Just saw this woman on Mechannibals, I'm in love... Louise Brady be the name.

JamesTyler
QUOTE (Carbomb @ Dec 7 2005, 15:36)
Er - dude - Pam Grier is pretty much commercial, she's been famous since the 70s and pretty much a cult beauty.

I don't really consider her too commercialised. But I havent seen her in anything out of the 70's - other than Jackie Brown and what looked like a recurring role on the L Word (and Im not sure how commercial that was). Lincs doesnt count because no one seems to know it.
Chest Rockwell
QUOTE (Evolution @ Dec 7 2005, 23:13)
Lincs doesnt count because no one seems to know it.

Such a bad show.

There are a lot of rubbish sitcoms in which the jokes are shit, but with Lincs they don't even seem to bother making jokes.

I don't understand what the show is meant to be about, and who it is meant to appeal to.

Instead of jokes it seems to just be whimsical observations and weak social commentary.

Sorry to go off on one, but I just don't get that show.
Fozzie
QUOTE (Sickboy @ Dec 7 2005, 20:49)
QUOTE (johnnyboy @ Dec 7 2005, 20:35)
QUOTE (gwailofilms @ Dec 7 2005, 10:06)

I'm still unable to explain my attraction to Jenny Eclair.

Because she'd eat you for breakfast and spit out the bones?

And then do a hilarious and shocking joke about periods.

Yes. That same fucking joke, over and over again.
Famous Mortimer
Here's an obscure one for the crap telly lovers among you. One woman, three bad / bizarre series. First, the truly rubbish "Scavengers", a sort of shit sci-fi game show. Secondly, "The Genie From Down Under", one of those odd kids shows that you actually like when you get into it. Thirdly, "The New Adventures of Robin Hood" (where she was the only barely watchable thing in it).

Gentlemen and ladies, the truly beautiful Anna Galvin.






And shame on no-one else for mentioning her so far. Not terribly funny but super-hot, Janeane Garofalo:

Chest Rockwell
Yeah.. I'm a fan of hers too... Speaking of Janine Garofolo and obscure telly - anyone ever watch Dr. Katz? Hilarious cartoon... I remember one episode with her in it -
Dr. K - "What is your name"
JG - " Janeane Garofolo"
Dr K - "How do you spell that?"
JG - "Like the animal"



... well it's not so funny written down, but trust me, it was funny, dammit!
JNLister
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Dec 8 2005, 0:38)
And shame on no-one else for mentioning her so far. Not terribly funny but super-hot, Janeane Garofalo:


She ruined The Truth About Cats And Dogs by being way more attractive than the 'more attractive' Cameron Diaz in the same movie, thus rendering the central plot useless.
Woyzeck
QUOTE (JNLister @ Dec 8 2005, 1:37)
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Dec 8 2005, 0:38)
And shame on no-one else for mentioning her so far. Not terribly funny but super-hot, Janeane Garofalo:


She ruined The Truth About Cats And Dogs by being way more attractive than the 'more attractive' Cameron Diaz in the same movie, thus rendering the central plot useless.

It was Uma Thurman, but your point remains.

Hollywood Jewesses~!
Spatular
QUOTE (gwailofilms @ Dec 7 2005, 10:06)
I'm still unable to explain my attraction to Jenny Eclair.

A girl once took me to see a West End play she was in that contained unexpected nudity. So the upshot is, I've seen her minge. Being naked does less for her than one might imagine. If you care to imagine such a thing.
gwailofilms
QUOTE (JNLister @ Dec 8 2005, 1:37)
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Dec 8 2005, 0:38)
And shame on no-one else for mentioning her so far. Not terribly funny but super-hot, Janeane Garofalo:


She ruined The Truth About Cats And Dogs by being way more attractive than the 'more attractive' Cameron Diaz in the same movie, thus rendering the central plot useless.

Yup, same here.
JNLister
QUOTE (Sickboy @ Dec 8 2005, 1:43)
QUOTE (JNLister @ Dec 8 2005, 1:37)
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Dec 8 2005, 0:38)
And shame on no-one else for mentioning her so far. Not terribly funny but super-hot, Janeane Garofalo:


She ruined The Truth About Cats And Dogs by being way more attractive than the 'more attractive' Cameron Diaz in the same movie, thus rendering the central plot useless.

It was Uma Thurman, but your point remains.

Hollywood Jewesses~!

It was indeed. She had particularly horrible pasty skin in that film, which is why I was thinking of Diaz.
Famous Mortimer
I watched that with a few friends and we all said the same thing - "I'd way rather have sex with Janeane Garofalo than Uma Thurman, so what's the fuss?"

On a roll, what about smokin-hot French actress Isabelle Adjani?

dopper
Haven't got any pictures that do them justice, but I really liked Sarah the masseuse and Gina the receptionist from reality TV show "The Salon". thumbs-up.gif
JNLister
Thanks to whoever provided the soap ladies page link. Took me ages to find a Janelle Timmins without that freak of a younger daughter, but:

purplemonkeydishwasher
QUOTE (JNLister @ Dec 10 2005, 15:03)
Thanks to whoever provided the soap ladies page link. Took me ages to find a Janelle Timmins without that freak of a younger daughter, but:


Your taste in women horrifies me.
Carbomb
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Dec 8 2005, 15:43)
I watched that with a few friends and we all said the same thing - "I'd way rather have sex with Janeane Garofalo than Uma Thurman, so what's the fuss?"

On a roll, what about smokin-hot French actress Isabelle Adjani?


Looked much hotter in La Reine Margot.
Philjax
Amanda Beard - US Olympic Swimmer
Kate Lawler
Rebecca Loos
Vanessa Marcil - TV's Las Vegas
Nicola Charles - Neighbours 10 Years Ago


Edgehead
http://www.victorianpages.freeola.com/

Probably the home of less conventional hotties in Britain.
gwailofilms
I need to stay out of this thread. sad.gif

But, while I'm here...

Vicki Butler-Henderson. Getting a bit tubby lately, but still lovely.

EDITED for a better pic.
No Gimmicks Needed
Monica Keena - From the TV show "Undeclared" and Freddie vs Jason

Chastity's Boyfriend


Patsy Palmer.
alexander
SICK AND WRONG.
draVen
For the guys...



Sheri Moon Zombie (Rob Zombies other half, star of Devils Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses)


For the girls (and me)...


Gackt
The Waterboy
QUOTE (Leicester Lantern @ Dec 1 2005, 23:02)


So much hotter than that Kreuck bird.  Clark Kent, you're a daft cunt.

Clark Kent is indeed the daftest of daft cunts... and here's me thinking I was alone in the Allison Mack stakes. Se thinks her wall is weird? Wait 'til she sees what I can do with her and half a bucket of lego.
The Waterboy
I have two words for you... Fearne freakin' Cotton.



Oh, god damn it, you would.
HBAndy
Shit, I was gunna do her.

I mean not do but put her picture in this thread confused.gif
The Waterboy
QUOTE (HBAndy @ Dec 12 2005, 20:58)
Shit, I was gunna do her.

I mean not do but put her picture in this thread confused.gif

Why not both? Fuck it, it is Christmas after all...
Chastity's Boyfriend
QUOTE (Leicester Lantern @ Dec 12 2005, 19:55)
SICK AND WRONG.

Pft. Water off a duck's back, mate. I've shouldered the cross of my unique tastes since secondary school - ain't much anyone can say to me now that I've not already heard.

Anyway. Back OT:



Alice Beer.

*awaits WatchDOG jokes* rolleyes.gif
HBAndy
Oooo, I'd love to find her in my stocking.

(Why did I just do a 70s Carry On joke sad.gif )
The Waterboy
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 21:02)
Anyway. Back OT:



Alice Beer.

*awaits WatchDOG jokes* rolleyes.gif

Gives good head, apparantly
The Waterboy
QUOTE (HBAndy @ Dec 12 2005, 21:03)
Oooo, I'd love to find her in my stocking.

(Why did I just do a 70s Carry On joke sad.gif )

No idea, but made me do a bawdy Sid James-like laugh... yak yak yak yak... laugh.gif
Chastity's Boyfriend


Martina Hingis.
The Waterboy
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 21:14)


Martina Hingis.

Wouldn't mind a stab at her. Oh, hang on, that was the other one. Erm, something funny about new balls then.
pmy008
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 21:14)


Martina Hingis.

At last, someone has got the idea of the thread!
Agreed, she is not everyone's cup of tea, yet there is something about Martina Hingis that just does it for me.
Chastity's Boyfriend


Bree Desborough.
Tequila_Boy
MRS HULK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

Linda Hogan
Linda Boella

Chastity's Boyfriend


Kelly Osbourne.
pmy008
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 22:37)


Kelly Osbourne.

Bot too commercial
pmy008
QUOTE (Tequila_Boy @ Dec 12 2005, 22:12)
MRS HULK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

Linda Hogan
Linda Boella


Not sure on this one. She could be too commercial due to her husband and the tv show, but then again she does tend to stay away from the cameras apart from that (as far as I have seen), so possibly.
Chastity's Boyfriend
QUOTE (pmy008 @ Dec 12 2005, 22:42)
Bot too commercial

I wasn't talking specifically about her bot, though... wink.gif

And besides; the topic is 'Less Commercial OR CONVENTIONAL Hotties' - and Ms Osbourne's not exactly conventional, is she.
HBAndy
Good call on Martina Hingis, she's a slammin' hotty.

Anthea Turner

pmy008
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 22:44)
QUOTE (pmy008 @ Dec 12 2005, 22:42)
Bot too commercial

I wasn't talking specifically about her bot, though... wink.gif

And besides; the topic is 'Less Commercial OR CONVENTIONAL Hotties' - and Ms Osbourne's not exactly conventional, is she.

Surely that means that if they are either conventional or commercial then they are out.
JamesTyler
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 22:44)
QUOTE (pmy008 @ Dec 12 2005, 22:42)
Bot too commercial

I wasn't talking specifically about her bot, though... wink.gif

And besides; the topic is 'Less Commercial OR CONVENTIONAL Hotties' - and Ms Osbourne's not exactly conventional, is she.

She's not classed as a hottie by anyone mainstream - I thought that was part of the point of the thread?
Chastity's Boyfriend
QUOTE (Evolution @ Dec 12 2005, 22:54)
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 22:44)
QUOTE (pmy008 @ Dec 12 2005, 22:42)
Bot too commercial

I wasn't talking specifically about her bot, though... wink.gif

And besides; the topic is 'Less Commercial OR CONVENTIONAL Hotties' - and Ms Osbourne's not exactly conventional, is she.

She's not classed as a hottie by anyone mainstream - I thought that was part of the point of the thread?

Exactly.
The Sparkmeister
QUOTE (The Waterboy @ Dec 12 2005, 20:53)
I have two words for you... Fearne freakin' Cotton.

Fearne Cotton is stunning... until she opens her mouth! Honestly she has a really annoying voice. I can't say why it's annoying, it just is.
pmy008
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 22:58)
QUOTE (Evolution @ Dec 12 2005, 22:54)
QUOTE (Chastity's Boyfriend @ Dec 12 2005, 22:44)
QUOTE (pmy008 @ Dec 12 2005, 22:42)
Bot too commercial

I wasn't talking specifically about her bot, though... wink.gif

And besides; the topic is 'Less Commercial OR CONVENTIONAL Hotties' - and Ms Osbourne's not exactly conventional, is she.

She's not classed as a hottie by anyone mainstream - I thought that was part of the point of the thread?

Exactly.

As far as I was aware, the thread was all about showing the world the ladies that we had all missed, not the ones that were shoved down our throats (figuratively speaking) on a regular basis. Kelly Osborne is regularly in the media, so classifies as too commercial.
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