I'm embarassed I didn't get the joke, but glad you explained it so that I can now implement that as a nickname for someone I know...

Re: Mirren, I think a "MILF / GILF" thread would be a possible sister thread to this one. That way, we could have people like Salma Hayek (late 30s), who probably fall outside the remit of this fine, noble and long-standing thread.

As for the commercial/conventional point, surely the cutoff should be that anyone Nuts or Zoo would print pictures of (in a positive manner) is disqualified.

I like this rule.

Helen Mirren



Well i still would.....

Melanie Lynskey: better known as 'Rose', Charlie's stalker next door neighbour on 'Two & A Half Men'.



I think she fits this category.

Despite the fact she always looks awesome in the programme - if you google her, most of the photos show her looking pretty rough.

Katherine Parkinson...

Exactly who i was about to suggest

Can anyone help me just tried searching for a picture of the bird who answers the phone on the Wright Stuff
The nice blonde northern lass.

Korin Nolan?

Is that her mate?
She looks different.

EDIT:

Ah ha! The babe in the booth, I think it's the accent that helps.

Has Mythbusters kari been mentioned yet?

I think the fakes of her in some porno were posted 20 or so pages back

She's the old one actually, I missed her but got used to the new one who I even prefer now who isn't scared to accessorize
The new bird in the bird at 12 seconds

having caught the repeats of time gentlemen please on sky2 this week i was reminded of emma pierson who was connie the barmaid:



aint seen her in anything since.

Michaela McManus from Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

So that's where Lindsey from One Tree Hill went too

She was in Hotel Babylon (as the receptionist, I think) and Little Dorrit as Fanny Dorrit.

Very nice

Bloody student. .... so lovely.

Susie dent

sex on legs

Rachel Riley, the new Countdown bird with Jeff Stelling, nothing like a 22 year old dressed up older

Sexless, flatbacked, dull blonde

You know, someone really needs to tell the producers "if your upgrading to a younger model make sure its better than the original"

That countdown lass is as attractive as wet mud. Looks about as charismatic too.

I put her name in this thread back in January 2006. I win.

That new Countdown lady is ultra-bland. Unimpressed.

I was going to pick Bianca Kajlich from Rules Of Engagement (the TV series, not the film) then realised she had done Maxim and such

Agreed!

I think i have a winner in maria bello though to be fair she did go mainstream in the mummy 3

Its nice to know im not the only one.
inteligent, nice person and a right corker.

that new woman dont float my boat

Yeah, back on the news readers

That Ellie from before is now back from maternity, so I advise you to check out the news.

But this morning, put on Sky Sports News and

This lady was on, yum

Sarah-Jane Mee




Also from the BBC Sport department

Celina Hinchcliffe

She is a nice old lady. I would mow her lawn gratis for cups of overly milky tea.

Maybe she would knit me a sweater.

Filthy yet oddly classy sex followed by pillow talk on the etymology of modern slang terms and yes, perhaps a spot of tea. By all means mow the garden if you're not up for it though, we'll try and be quiet. She wears knee-high boots under that desk on occasion, I've seen them.

You Utter Bastard lol

So Jealous now...

It's quite creepy actually. I youtubed her because I mentioned to a friend that she was unconventionally hot and he didn't know who she was. One of the results was "Countdown susie dent shows legs in sexy boots" and had clearly been screen-capped by some enthusiastic fapper. So, y'know, look it up. Or don't . You will though.

Hage, she's only 41. Jeez.

Really? Now I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that she's younger than I thought.

I will give you that she has always been the most attractive woman on Countdown...

Anyway, knock yourself out, so long as you don't cut into her knitting time. I want that damn sweater


(And yes, I did go watch the video clip of her in the boots.)

Marisol Nichols ( Nadia Yassir in 24 )

maybe not less commercial or conventional but perhaps a forgotten hottie (because she hasnt really done much since the mid 90's)...

My favourite 80's babe Phoebe Cates of Gremlins and Fast Times at Ridgemont High Fame.





SCH-WING! Apologies if she has already been mentioned I am too lazy to look right through this thread.

stalker

it seems oddly pervey that site, some how.

any way, i think its the fact shes such a smart and nice person on top of the amazing body

Fucking aye! Phoebe Cates was gorgeous. She was one of my first, if not THE first crush on an actress rather than a character (Princes Leia, Yori, etc..)

And from there, Cindy Morgan. Yes. Caddyshack. Mmmm.

nothing will ever beat Phoebe Cates taking off the red bikini. that's like the ultimate dream scenario for any young boy.

Barunka O'Shaughnessy

It was really hard to find a good picture of her as almost every single one she is dressed like an old woman/man/animal, but she was on the latest episode of Nevermind the Buzzcocks. I'm sure nobody will agree with me, but I think she's pretty cute.

She looks like Alice Beer in them shots.. corner of wrong or someone you d like to fuck?

I'm not a fan of beer...

For those interested, Susie Dent had Orgasm on Countdown today. Cheeky girl.

alice Beer and the other bird have a jawline like Roger Ramjet!

Less conventional/commercial, not old and scrawny! Quite liked that Barunka on Buzzcocks, she's not funny in the slightest though.

Speaking of Barunka, her new show "Beehive" on E4 starts soon and the advert had "Girl U Want" by DEVO on it. I f'ing love DEVO.

Off of "Fringe" (and she batted for the other side in "Mistresses"), Anna Torv:

A thousand times yes!