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Famous Mortimer
QUOTE ($tew @ Jan 2 2006, 21:51)
The fact that I'm watching her on BBC2 right now reminds me of the lovely Victoria Coren... although there aren't a lot of pics of her online


I've never been so excited about the English language. Hotness. Here's a larger pic:



And can we stop posting pics of porn actresses? Did you read the topic title or are you too young for such big words?
gwailofilms
QUOTE (Carbomb @ Jan 1 2006, 17:33)
"The Sonic Blowjob", Joey Lauren Adams? She's not only gorgeous, she's got a voice that can make you cum in your pants, even if she was telling you to fuck off.

On Chasing Amy's evidence though, she should never be allowed to sing again. crazy.gif
masstransit
QUOTE (purplemonkeydishwasher @ Jan 3 2006, 0:24)


Alexis Bledel

Oh my, yes!

Oh my, Yes yes and Oh god yes!!

Is it me or does it look like her nose is dripping snot in that Pic ?
Sichadelic
QUOTE (The Mighty LC @ Jan 2 2006, 21:46)
QUOTE (purplemonkeydishwasher @ Jan 2 2006, 19:06)
QUOTE (Sichadelic @ Jan 2 2006, 18:52)
A few additions who I'm surprised haven't already been mentioned:

Sky News weather girl Lisa Burke:


Sicho knows the score.

Really nice girl, though not as hot in the flesh as you would assume. Taller than you'd think as well...

You met Lisa?

Oh. My. God.

I think I'd fruit my looms on sight.

How tall is she?
nomad
QUOTE
And can we stop posting pics of porn actresses?


In my defence, Ewa is a singer from Poland so I think she more than eligable...

QUOTE
The point of this thread is to post celebrities you're attracted to, but ones that aren't very well known
masstransit
QUOTE (nomad @ Jan 3 2006, 14:30)
QUOTE
And can we stop posting pics of porn actresses?


In my defence, Ewa is a singer from Poland so I think she more than eligable...

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The point of this thread is to post celebrities you're attracted to, but ones that aren't very well known

She's also a munter with comedy breasts
Tequila_Boy
QUOTE (Spatular @ Jan 3 2006, 3:22)
Call me a pragmatist, but if a woman earns money by looking good and sucking cock, I'd say that's pretty fucking commercial.

Isn't that called a prostitute so they arent technically celebs BUT they still look good so what the hell
ThatsRightILikePeterKay



17 new singer from London

www.francescaberlin.co.uk
gaz2050
QUOTE (ThatsRightILikePeterKay @ Jan 3 2006, 17:30)



17 new singer from London

www.francescaberlin.co.uk

Lol I'll pretend you said....


Wait, that's got boring now sad.gif
Daniel Edler
QUOTE ($tew @ Jan 2 2006, 21:51)
The fact that I'm watching her on BBC2 right now reminds me of the lovely Victoria Coren... although there aren't a lot of pics of her online


I LOVE YOU.

I was watching her the other night on Challenge. You know, where she won the Celeb Poker tourney in 04, and as such became a legend.

A friend of mine saw her in a casino playing huge limit (£200/£400) poker in London when he was playing there. He told me at the time, but i was like "who"?


Mmmm.
JNLister
Is it too obvious to say that I'd poke 'er.
Daniel Edler
One demerit noted for Poster of the Year 2006, Mr. Lister.
masstransit
QUOTE (ThatsRightILikePeterKay @ Jan 3 2006, 17:30)



17 new singer from London

www.francescaberlin.co.uk

Can be seen after dark in Kings Cross from November 2006.
The Sparkmeister
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Jan 3 2006, 6:36)
And can we stop posting pics of porn actresses? Did you read the topic title or are you too young for such big words?

'Kin hell man! You didn't start the thread. Chill out just a little please.

What's wrong with porn star pics (as long as they're not nude/explicit)? Posting Jenna Jameson would be against the point of the thread, but she's really the only mainstream pornstar. The Joe Bloggs type couldn't name too many more pornstars than her.

Snide comments like 'are you too young for such big words' really aren't necessary either. I know it wasn't directed at me, and I don't want to start an argument with you, but please ease up on the unpleasantness. What is the point? Unnecessary insults on internet message boards piss me off royally.
Carbomb
QUOTE (The Sparkmeister @ Jan 3 2006, 19:22)
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Jan 3 2006, 6:36)
And can we stop posting pics of porn actresses? Did you read the topic title or are you too young for such big words?

'Kin hell man! You didn't start the thread. Chill out just a little please.

What's wrong with porn star pics (as long as they're not nude/explicit)? Posting Jenna Jameson would be against the point of the thread, but she's really the only mainstream pornstar. The Joe Bloggs type couldn't name too many more pornstars than her.

Not true - I'm not huge on porn, and I can name:

Female

Jenna Jameson
Tera Patrick
Briana Banks
Belladonna
Bridget The Midget

Male

Ron Jeremy
Peter North
John Holmes
Famous Mortimer
Just have a think. Do you honestly think women who get their jobs based on how they look are uncommercial? An obscure-to-us supermodel is still a supermodel, for instance. And I'd say the average porn star's look is completely conventional- otherwise they wouldn't get hired in the first place.

And yes, it's clear some people didn't read the title of the thread, or didn't understand the words. Or they wouldn't have posted pics of porn stars.

But back on topic. The only good thing from "The Word" (unless you count Oliver Reed pissed as a twat or that woman from L-7 naked), Katie Puckrik:

The Sparkmeister
I posted the thread so I know what I meant. Less commercial or conventional. This means either -

Famous women that aren't well known (i.e. most pornstars and surely all pornstars mentioned on this thread)

OR

Famous women that aren't conventionally beautiful but you find them attractive (like the last woman you posted, nice one!)


It doesn't matter what job they do, as long as they are in the public domain (but not too well known).

That was the criteria I layed down.

Also, I'd definitely dispute the notion that pornstars are all commercial. Not all are blonde with big tits. Some have interesting features, some *gasp* have personality (see Dani Woodward).

I don't think people should get so anal (no pun intended) over this, and people especially shouldn't put down others over it (though if Britney Spears or someone of that ilk is posted, you have my blessing smile.gif ).

Thanks for a logical argument Famous Mortimer.
Jamianity
QUOTE (Carbomb @ Jan 3 2006, 20:55)
QUOTE (The Sparkmeister @ Jan 3 2006, 19:22)
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Jan 3 2006, 6:36)
And can we stop posting pics of porn actresses? Did you read the topic title or are you too young for such big words?

'Kin hell man! You didn't start the thread. Chill out just a little please.

What's wrong with porn star pics (as long as they're not nude/explicit)? Posting Jenna Jameson would be against the point of the thread, but she's really the only mainstream pornstar. The Joe Bloggs type couldn't name too many more pornstars than her.

Not true - I'm not huge on porn, and I can name:

Female

Jenna Jameson
Tera Patrick
Briana Banks
Belladonna
Bridget The Midget

Male

Ron Jeremy
Peter North
John Holmes

Bridget the Midget is sadly no longer in porn sad.gif
JNLister
But she did work a match for All Star in Stoke a few years ago.

Honestly. I was there.
Jamianity
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 3 2006, 21:49)
But she did work a match for All Star in Stoke a few years ago.

Honestly. I was there.

Stoke would be the one place she would feel least slutty, shame she will never go.
purplemonkeydishwasher
QUOTE (Tequila_Boy @ Jan 3 2006, 16:19)
QUOTE (Spatular @ Jan 3 2006, 3:22)
Call me a pragmatist, but if a woman earns money by looking good and sucking cock, I'd say that's pretty fucking commercial.

Isn't that called a prostitute

Havn't seen many genyoooine prostitutes i'm guessing?
Jonathan Ford
QUOTE (The Sparkmeister @ Jan 3 2006, 21:22)
...(see Dani Woodward)...

I've just taken a few moments to familiarise myself with her body of work.

I'm gently weeping.... nerd.gif
masstransit
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 3 2006, 21:49)
But she did work a match for All Star in Stoke a few years ago.

Honestly. I was there.

huh.gif I hope by "I was there" you meant Stoke otherwise if I ever buy from you on Ebay again im sanitizing the package (Which I hope YOU did) tongue.gif
the dynamite man
HELP!!!

Someone MUST know her name.

JNLister
It's Mrs Lister.
the dynamite man
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 4 2006, 23:38)
It's Mrs Lister.

Any chance of some more pics then?
alexander
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 4 2006, 23:38)
It's Mrs Lister.

Milf.
purplemonkeydishwasher
QUOTE (Leicester Lantern @ Jan 5 2006, 0:24)
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 4 2006, 23:38)
It's Mrs Lister.

Milf.

There's few things worse then when you think of something to post...only to discover someone's beaten you to it. I hate you.
The Sparkmeister
QUOTE (the dynamite man @ Jan 4 2006, 23:32)
HELP!!!

Someone MUST know her name.

Elin Grindemyr

Nice!
Chest Rockwell
who is she anyway.. like, what does she do?
The Sparkmeister
QUOTE (Who has called me Hage? @ Jan 5 2006, 19:21)
who is she anyway.. like, what does she do?

She's a Norweigan model. She's done partial nudes but nothing hardcore as far as I'm aware
JLM
I have lots of these, but one has just sprung to mind.



Susie Dent from dictionary corner on Countdown.
donnie wwf
Cerina Vincent - Actress (Cabin Fever, Not Another Teen Movie).


hot!
JNLister
QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 7 2006, 16:34)
I have lots of these, but one has just sprung to mind.



Susie Dent from dictionary corner on Countdown.

Hey, Susie, what you got for this:

G F E L L A T I N
Red Devil
Georgina Bouzova (Ellen in Casualty)

Famous Mortimer
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 7 2006, 18:30)
Hey, Susie, what you got for this:

G F E L L A T I N

I'm not used to such smut from Lister, it's like hearing your Gran talk about felching smile.gif

Presenter of Brainiac: History Abuse, Charlotte Hudson:



And British heptahlete and the reason I was glued to "A Question of Sport" last night, Kelly Sotherton:

Chaka Demus


Kelly Sotherton ~ smile.gif
Famous Mortimer
What a fine example of the Angelfire logo that was, Ally.
Chaka Demus
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Jan 7 2006, 22:03)
What a fine example of the Angelfire logo that was, Ally.

Thank you for posting another picture of her though.

inlove.gif
Famous Mortimer
From "Mile High" and a bunch of other crappy British TV shows, Jo Anne Knowles:



And I was intrigued by this talk of Victoria Coren being named as the other woman in some celebrity relationship...should we discuss it here or is there a "crappy celebrity gossip" thread? Lister, don't you get an Observer-style media dirt sheet? Does it have anything?
Red Devil
QUOTE (Ally Clark @ Jan 7 2006, 21:59)
Kelly Sotherton ~ smile.gif

What he said! thumbs-up.gif

EDIT: Here's another hot British athlete, Jo Ankier:

Edgehead
We have a winner

Sian Evans smile.gif
neil

Jennifer Tilly
mikey
*covers eyes* you must be kidding neil. She was never much of a looker and that pic's hideous. Her sister was worth a fuck back in the day but is rank now.

Can't be bothered to read the thread but, if she hasn't been mentioned, I've had a thing for Mary-Louise Parker for a few years now. Wonky face, pretty smile and just oozes sex appeal for me.
neil
I see nothing wrong.

Dunno about urs tho m8
Tequila_Boy
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Jan 7 2006, 21:57)
QUOTE (JNLister @ Jan 7 2006, 18:30)
Hey, Susie, what you got for this:

G F E L L A T I N

I'm not used to such smut from Lister, it's like hearing your Gran talk about felching smile.gif

Presenter of Brainiac: History Abuse, Charlotte Hudson:



And British heptahlete and the reason I was glued to "A Question of Sport" last night, Kelly Sotherton:


Charlottte - Totally Disagree
Kelly - Totally AGREE and the same with the QOS reference
gwailofilms
QUOTE (mikey @ Jan 9 2006, 3:08)
*covers eyes* you must be kidding neil. She was never much of a looker and that pic's hideous.

Ain't nuttin' wrong wit' Jennifer Tilly, fella.

Bound, Bound and Bound.
pmy008
QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 7 2006, 16:34)
I have lots of these, but one has just sprung to mind.



Susie Dent from dictionary corner on Countdown.

Agreed, she has had me addicted to Countdown for years now!
Carbomb
QUOTE (Famous Mortimer @ Jan 7 2006, 21:57)
I'm not used to such smut from Lister, it's like hearing your Gran talk about felching.

laugh.gif
JamesTyler
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